Anti-cyclists are fat (and douches)

2009 September 15
by ashl1123
I am too lazy to ride a bike.

I am too lazy to ride my bike.

Example of an anti-cyclists response to a hit-and-run bike accident….

“did he survive? I can’t stand those gays riding around in there leotards, and the idiot should have fled in the car not on foot.”

Why is it that every anti-cyclist ALWAYS brings it back to our “spandex”, “leotard”, etc? There is only ONE logical explanation. They are fat….and jealous, that we look sooo damn good in skin tight outfits. I think it’s important to note that CYCLING IS A SPORT, NOT A CRIME!

Kanye is a big fat douche.

2009 September 15
by ashl1123

President Obama’s Speech To Students

2009 September 9

What the hell is wrong with you parents out there that “protested” the Obama Speech to students yesterday????? He simply stated that students should stay in school and set goals.

Look, I’m not the biggest Pres. O fan but give me a break. Douchebags Parents…. what exactly are you so scared of????????????? Your kids having a role model who is colored? Your kids staying in school and getting an education??? I honestly, cannot see the point of view at all. As a child, I remember Presidents giving messages to students (GASP) and we all turned out O.K.

Incase you missed it, here is part of the speech:

Evacuations in Los Angeles Fire Zone areas

2009 September 1

Those of you who refused to evacuate and are crying for other people to risk their lives to save you now… I have this to say:

douchebag

R.I.P. DJ AM

2009 August 29
by ashl1123

First off, welcome to the newly redesigned Divolicious blog!

Now on to business… DJ AM has died of apparent drug overdose. Now, up until now I had a lot of sympathy for this guy and liked him a lot but he was given a second chance at life and this is what he does with himself. I mean, seriously, crack pipes found in his home?!!? CRACK PIPES! How low can you go?????

His last communication to the world was via  his Twitter, “New york, new york. Big city of dreams, but everything in new york aint always what it seems.” It was a line from a Grandmaster Flash song.

Sad indeed, but I can’t help but to think what a f**k up he had to of been in order to blow a second chance of life after surviving that horrific plane crash less than a year ago.

Oh well… another celeb dies on an overdose. Shocking I know. They’ll continue to kill themselves one by one.

Bleeding Billboard

2009 July 10

The local government in Papakura, New Zealand, has taken a hard-hitting and high-tech approach to road safety, by installing a billboard that bleeds when it rains. Intense stuff!

My thoughts on M.J. exactly

2009 July 9

Well said…. I honestly could not agree more.

M.J. Funeral cost taxpayers $1.4m

2009 July 9

As if the media coverage obserity wasn’t enough (forget N Korea, G8 Summit and all of the other world events), we now learn that the obnoxious and over-the-top funeral cost L.A. taxpayers $1.4 million!!!!!!! Nearly 3000 police officers were in place for the event. What about the massive amounts of crime in LA??? Ridiculous. But someone with common sense from the city said:

“The city attorney does not want something like this happening again, the city paying (the initial costs) for a private event,” said spokesman for Los Angeles City Attorney Carmen Trutanich. “That’s especially in a cash-strapped city, where people have been furloughed or even lost jobs.”

For reaaaaal.

Why are people such douche-drivers?

2009 July 1

This morning, as I was minding my own business, trying to enter I-95 from the on-ramp a huge douche in his beat up hunk of junk car decided I should not be allowed on the highway. He purposely remained the same speed as me and would not let me on the road and nearly ran me off the road. So intentional that when I slowed down, he slowed down to and started yelling. Well if you know me, then you know my road rage…. I nearly threw my water bottle out of the window at his piece of shit car. Please see me illustration below:

douchecar

Light Lane’s — SOOO awesome

2009 June 24
by ashl1123

Sorry to all of my followers that I’ve been M.I.A. lately but there are big changes on the horizon. But in the meantime, I had been waiting for something awwwesome to come across my inbox to write about and it finally happened today… the LIGHT LANE.

According to Gizmodo, the coolest website around, Lightlane was just a very clever concept in a design competition. Apparently the response was so overwhelming from bicyclists all over the world that the inventors actually decided to make it into a commercial product.